There once was a rule from the EPA,
To revoke a finding one day,
That carbon emissions endanger,
Public health, so strange and so tender,
But the fight for the earth will still stay.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who lifted sanctions with a thump,
Yinon Levi was free,
Biden’s rules he did flee,
Now Trump’s actions make many hearts jump.
There once was a woman named Jane,
Whose comments caused quite a big strain.
Israel denied the famine,
But Jane called it inhumane,
And she vowed to fight for change’s gain.
There once were supplies bought for the poor,
But offers to buy them were shown the door.
Organizations tried,
But were left unsatisfied,
Rejected, they could do no more.
There once was a couple in Arkansas,
Attacked while hiking, what a farce!
The suspect was found,
With tape all around,
In Devil’s Den, they fled with no guffaws.
A gunman was found, it is said,
In a shootout, he ended up dead.
His actions were vile,
Causing fear for a while,
But justice prevailed as he bled.
There once was a strategist, quite frank,
Said his party, they’d be dumb as a plank,
To talk of anything but
The president’s move, so abrupt,
Their focus on that, he did thank.
There once were officials who feared
That data from food aid, so endeared
Could be used to track down
Undocumented in town
Their worries and concerns appeared
There once was a man named Matt Groening,
Who at Comic-Con was seen joking.
He suggested with glee,
Children could set parents free,
By turning Republican folks into something less stodgy.
There once was a man under scrutiny
For handling files quite prudently
The discussion was tense
As his actions made no sense
The financier’s disgrace was a calamity