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There once was a man full of hate
His comments were racist, not great
Rep. Omar did say
He’s now passed away
But his legacy will not abate

There once was a man named Homan
Who accepted cash in a con
From FBI as fakes
A scheme he did make
Now he’s caught and his story is done

There once was a show with much flair
Threatened off the air by Trump’s chair
Jimmy Kimmel’s talk came to an end
FCC made sure it would not extend
But the comedian still had jokes to spare

There once was a bill that arrived
In Florida and Texas it thrived
To honor the right-wing
Activist’s sad sting
In memory the efforts contrived

A pitcher with quite the sensation,
Dodgers fans gave him ovations,
Three Cy Youngs he’d won,
His career’s now done,
Retiring to cheers and elation.

There once was a country called Venezuela,
Whose vessels were struck by the USA,
Twice this month they did so,
Causing quite a big blow,
In the waters not far away.

There once was a president who
Defended targeting “bad” news, it’s true.
When ABC suspended
Jimmy Kimmel, upended,
He stuck up for his view, through and through.

There once was a man named Dowd,
Who said TV hosts were a fraud,
They didn’t disclose,
The employer’s dark blows,
Leaving coworkers feeling awed.

A woman said, “Don’t be dour,
Be willing to be manhandled by officers.
The folks in that place,
Are enduring a worse space,
So show some compassion, and show!”

There once was a producer named Kirk
Whose episode was hidden, what a quirk
Andrew Kolvet did say
His boss would dismay
At the way his work was laid to lurk