Donald Trump Tells Reporters To ‘Fly Safely,’ Then Drops An Unsettling Confession
There once was a president bold,
Who on Air Force One did unfold,
“You know why I say that?”
He quipped with a chat,
As journalists eagerly told.
There once was a president bold,
Who on Air Force One did unfold,
“You know why I say that?”
He quipped with a chat,
As journalists eagerly told.
There once was a man named Jimmy,
His show vanished, all seemed grimly,
Parties will discuss
How to bring back the fuss,
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” back on TV.
There once was a president in power
Trying to exert more by the hour
Santacana did say
He’s overstepping his way
But the law will ultimately devour
There once was a comic so bold
Who gave “The Daily Show” a new mold
His jokes were quite clever
And funny forever
A fresh take on stories he told
There once was a clip that was sent,
It cut out at the most convenient event,
The president was saved,
From being misbehaved,
Just in time for his own testament.
There once was a man who would raise
A fake toast to Trump in a daze
But his mockery shone
Till the truth was well known
And his faux praise turned to a blaze
There once was a host from “Tonight”,
The president wanted him out of sight,
But the show went on strong,
And the host proved them wrong,
For his humor was a powerful light.
There once was a journalist from New York,
Who felt honored to land a great cork.
She got the role with glee,
In the end, she would see,
Her career was set to take a big fork.
There once was a journalist who stated,
The president’s view was berated,
Kirk’s assassination in “terms” was seen,
By the New York Times keen,
In a limerick this news we’ve related.
There once were some Dems who did scheme,
To force votes on Trump’s every dream.
It left him quite mad,
With a Senate floor jammed,
Their tactics were sly and extreme.