Donald Trump Tells Reporters To ‘Fly Safely,’ Then Drops An Unsettling Confession

There once was a president bold,
Who on Air Force One did unfold,
“You know why I say that?”
He quipped with a chat,
As journalists eagerly told.

Walt Disney Executives To Meet With Jimmy Kimmel, Assess Talk Show Future, Bloomberg News Reports

There once was a man named Jimmy,
His show vanished, all seemed grimly,
Parties will discuss
How to bring back the fuss,
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” back on TV.

3 Members Of Federal Control Board In Puerto Rico Sue Trump, Others For Illegal Firings

There once was a president in power
Trying to exert more by the hour
Santacana did say
He’s overstepping his way
But the law will ultimately devour

Jon Stewart Responds To Kimmel Suspension In The Most Brutally Sarcastic Way

There once was a comic so bold
Who gave “The Daily Show” a new mold
His jokes were quite clever
And funny forever
A fresh take on stories he told

Donald Trump Erupts In Gloating New Kimmel Post, But Cuts Line That Made Him Squirm

There once was a clip that was sent,
It cut out at the most convenient event,
The president was saved,
From being misbehaved,
Just in time for his own testament.

Seth Meyers Makes Defiant Vow Amid Kimmel Removal Uproar

There once was a man who would raise
A fake toast to Trump in a daze
But his mockery shone
Till the truth was well known
And his faux praise turned to a blaze

Jimmy Fallon Defends ‘Decent’ Kimmel Before A Dubbed Takedown Of Trump

There once was a host from “Tonight”,
The president wanted him out of sight,
But the show went on strong,
And the host proved them wrong,
For his humor was a powerful light.

Olivia Nuzzi Lands New Gig, A Year After RFK Jr. Scandal

There once was a journalist from New York,
Who felt honored to land a great cork.
She got the role with glee,
In the end, she would see,
Her career was set to take a big fork.

Maggie Haberman Reveals ‘Primary Driver’ Of Trump Psyche In Wake Of Charlie Kirk Killing

There once was a journalist who stated,
The president’s view was berated,
Kirk’s assassination in “terms” was seen,
By the New York Times keen,
In a limerick this news we’ve related.

Senate Confirms 48 Of Trump’s Nominees At Once After Changing The Chamber’s Rules

There once were some Dems who did scheme,
To force votes on Trump’s every dream.
It left him quite mad,
With a Senate floor jammed,
Their tactics were sly and extreme.

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