There once was a comptroller named Brad
With legislators, he was caught red-handed
They were arrested in a sweep
Their reputations took a big leap
Now their futures are uncertain and sad
The president’s trip was a joke,
Took flak for a “royal” folks poke,
Called “fantasy vacation”,
By late night’s creation,
On “The Late Show” host, it did provoke.
There once was a woman named Melania
Whose headwear caused quite the hysteria
Desi Lydic did mock
With jokes, like a rock
Her fashion sense causing mass hysteria
There once was a host of TV,
Whose exit was quite a show to see,
Caught on camera that day,
In a tumultuous way,
A departure quite unceremoniously.
Ben Stiller and Legend, so bold,
Halsey, Jamie Lee, Winkler, all told,
Slammed the move with great might,
Protesting what’s not right,
Their voices will never be sold.
There once was a man in his prime
Who rode a coaster one last time
At Epic Universe he met his fate
Tragically, death became his mate
Now his memory will forever shine
ABC pulled Kimmel’s show, it’s a scare,
Indefinitely off the air,
His comments caused a stir,
About Kirk’s shooter, a slur,
Now Kimmel must beware and take care.
There once was a man named Enten
Who said, “Republicans in Texas, my friend,
Have bitten off more
Than they can chew for sure,
Their political future may end.”
There once was a VP so clever,
Who had 107 days to endeavor.
In her memoir she’d confess,
Her top pick to impress,
For running mate to win forever.
There once was a man named John B,
Disgraced the office, you see,
By bullying ABC,
His actions not free,
A leader he failed to be.