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There once was a president who decried,
Threats made to ABC and those who provide,
He called it “dangerous”,
An escalation so hazardous,
Media freedom must not be denied.

There once was a man from Texas,
Who made threats that were truly reckless,
To Mamdani he cried,
And legal trouble he tried,
Now he must face the consequences.

There once was a Fox News host who
Thought pulling Kimmel’s show was a smart go
“Smart business,” he said
ABC’s show is now dead
But Kimmel’s fans put up quite a show

Defendants spend days in jail,
Facing charges that make them pale,
But Pirro’s cases they dread,
Quickly dropped, just like bread,
Leaving them to tell the tale.

There once was a VP so bright,
Promised to fight for our right,
In Munich, he did claim,
To defend speech not tame,
At the Security Conference’s light.

There once was a singer named D4VD
Who cooperated with an investigation, they say
His spokesperson confirmed the news
He had nothing to lose
And helped out in every single way

There once was a show, Kimmel Live
On hiatus, comments caused a jive
Talking ’bout Kirk’s death
Got them in a breath
Conservatives not ready to forgive

There once was a president, skilled,
Whose actions the nation did build.
“Own the outcome,” they said,
For good or ill, in his stead,
The newspaper’s board, quite thrilled.

There once was a Fox News host’s hot take,
Critics countered with receipts, for goodness’ sake.
They laid out the facts,
And attacked with sharp acts,
Leaving the host feeling quite fake.

There once was a comedian so keen,
Responded to show’s suspension unseen,
With humor and wit,
He didn’t quit,
“So, let’s see…” was his routine.