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There once was a host named Kimmel,
Nexstar said they would not bridle,
His show on their stations,
Caused frustrations and fixations,
Now they’ve stopped airing his witticisms and riddle.

There once was Rep. Ronny Jackson,
Whose comments caused a big reaction,
In the wake of reports,
Of a killer’s cohorts,
With a trans partner, a strange distraction.

There once was a man named Kimmel,
Who found finger-pointing quite grim.
He criticized conservatives,
For their blaming endeavors,
After Kirk’s untimely killing.

There once was a man with a plan,
To attack a late-night host, a bold stand,
For being critical of Trump’s land,
With insults, he lashed at the brand,
A new feud in the media spanned.

There once was a cop named Fanone
Who exposed what the president had sown
His bravery shone
As he stood all alone
Showing what the truth had known

There once was a man named Harry,
Who said Trump’s official’s popularity,
Might sink even lower,
Underwater for sure,
In politics, it’s all just a parody.

There once was a company quite bright
Sent instructions to customers just right
How to dispose of their bottles unopened
They made sure the rules were unbroken
A limerick to end this tale of foresight

There once was a gorilla named Gino,
At a theme park in Orlando he’d been though.
Since opening day,
In Florida he’d stay,
A western lowland, an endangered hero.

There once was a reporter whose analysis,
Caused a conservative backlash with malice.
Their words were so awkward,
The critics all hawked,
In a frenzy of fiery chalice.

There once was a man named Obama,
Who criticized rhetoric like drama,
He pointed out flaws,
In divisive applause,
Said we need to heal all this trauma.