They’ve prepped for disasters and shootings,
Now ready for lockdowns, no fooling.
In response to raids,
Their plans have been laid,
They’re prepared for whatever’s ensuing.
There once was a President who spewed
Blaming “radical left” with a feud
In the Oval Office he raged
After activist was engaged
A tragedy with sorrow imbued
There once was a widow named Camille,
Who kept her life private and genteel.
After Cosby’s disgrace,
She stepped up to embrace,
His memory in the limelight’s appeal.
There once were some students so brave
Witnessed Kirk’s untimely grave
At Utah Valley University
Their trauma was no truancy
Now grief is what they crave
There once was a man called Patel
Before Congress, he soon must tell
If he can fix the FBI
And answer questions so sly
For his job, only time will foretell
There once was a land called America
Where political views caused hysteria
But violence was shunned,
By everyone, it should be done,
That they all could agree on this criteria.
There once was a man named Maher
Who caught his guest in a snare
Using rhetoric strong
But he soon found out he was wrong
And ended up in a bit of a scare
There once was a fine from the FAA
For safety violations in play
It spanned from September
Till February, remember
The penalty they must now pay
There once was a man named Kirk
Whose legacy some did irk
Republicans were mad
At those who were bad
Yet Kirk himself had made a smirk
There once was a woman named Kirk,
Who warned her husband’s killer with a smirk,
“You have no idea what you’ve done,
Chaos and mayhem have just begun,”
Her words struck fear, a powerful quirk.