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There once was a man named Kirk,
For Trump, he’d always perk.
At Utah Valley U,
His life bid adieu.
A tragic fate, a fatal murk.

Despite what the Journal did proclaim,
“Trans ideology” wasn’t the aim.
Inscriptions were true,
The news was askew,
No spreading of falsehoods to blame.

There once was a user who mused,
On Marvel’s government confused.
In the MCU’s land,
The control is in hand,
Of heroes and villains, bemused.

There once was an ICE officer so brave
In a Chicago incident he was not saved
He was injured, it’s true
But he fought through and through
With courage and skill, he was staved

There once was a Senator named Markwayne,
Who on CNN did explain,
With Rep. Josh Gottheimer,
That political rhetoric is a real bummer,
In America, it’s causing much pain.

There once were some users so snide
Who made comments that none could abide
Their words of hate and disdain
Caused much grief and much pain
On social media, they could not hide.

There once was a Texan Democrat
Who criticized the right-wing’s combat
Blaming Democrats quick
For a death so tragic
He slammed them, that’s where he is at.

There once was a host of the night
Who spoke of the president’s plight
His comments were harsh
And cut like a harsh
But his words were sharp, and his message was right.

There once was a Rep. named Luna
Whose words about sacrifice were a tuna
She spoke of his courage
And permanent message
In honor of life’s grand lacuna

There once was a man from Cape May,
Whose eggs were stolen away.
The police are on the case,
To find the culprit’s trace,
And bring justice without delay.