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There once was a bid most grand,
For Warner Bros Discovery they planned,
Paramount Skydance in the lead,
With Ellison family’s deed,
Cash majority in hand.

There once was a lawmaker from before,
A staunch supporter of Trump, that’s for sure.
In legal trouble he’s been,
But still stands with his kin,
For him, loyalty remains evermore.

There once was a late night host
Who hoped for consensus the most
He wanted everyone to agree
On matters both big and wee
But alas, that goal was a ghost

There once was a man named Lalas
Who thought Trump’s policy was crass
For the 2026 World Cup
It might be a hiccup
But let’s hope it will come to pass

There once was a time of remembrance,
Amid political tensions intense.
But despite the unrest,
Memories were expressed,
In gatherings with love and acceptance.

There once was a comedian in strife
Whose feud with the president caused much strife
She opened up and confessed
That it caused her distress
A lot of problems entered her life

There once was a man named Dowd
Whose words stirred up quite a crowd
On social media he was slammed
For saying “hateful words” were damned
In the shooting death that was avowed.

There once was a comic named Kosta
Who saw how the president could foster
An atmosphere of fear,
Making global folks leer,
And start “quivering in their boots” like a ghoster.

There once was a governor from Cali
Who decried violence, so wryly
After a conservative’s death
He spoke with deep breath
Against such acts, he’d rally

There once were two suspects released,
A shooter they sought in the East,
Utah Department of Public Safety,
Began a manhunt, not hasty,
To find the culprit, they’ll feast.