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There once was a state full of sun,
Where carrying guns could be done.
Residents may now see,
Their guns out in the free,
In Florida, the law has begun.

There once was a shooting at school,
Law officers acted real cool,
Within minutes they found,
The shooter, safe and sound,
Preventing a tragedy, the rule.

A Democrat named Walkinshaw was crowned,
In Virginia, the House seat he found.
He won the special election,
With no need for correction,
Representing his district, so proud.

There once was a late night host,
Who joked about what we need most,
To make things all click,
With the president quick,
Just say one thing, and we’ll toast.

A pollster pinpointed with great might
The day when the documents might
Reveal the disgrace
Of a close Trump friend’s case
In the spotlight they soon will alight

There once was a justice so keen,
Who urged Colbert’s crowd to convene.
He said, “One key thing,
Will make your hearts sing,
Vote, and let your voices be seen.”

There once was a man named Sorbo,
Whose comments were deemed quite a blow.
They were chauvinistic,
And seen as simplistic,
Leaving many with feelings of woe.

There once was a lawmaker, they said,
“We do have challenges,” he led.
In the political game,
He sought fortune and fame,
But his words left us all filled with dread.

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose policies led to much clump,
Fox News and MAGA,
Were all in the saga,
In rapid-fire one-liners they’d thump.

There once was a host named Laura,
Said walking is safe, no horror,
In the city she roamed,
As the president’s power loomed,
Fox News’ take, quite an explorer.