There once was a “Late Show” host so fast,
Who hit a lawmaker from his past.
With an uncomfortable zing,
He made the man fling,
A reminder that forever will last.
There once was a man named Burlison
Whose response to Trump was quite risin’
He rejected a card
For a sex offender barred
His GOP friends found it surprisin’
There once was a board that was bold
Their reminder to the president told
In a conservative tone
Through the news they’d be shown
Their words were both blunt and cold
There once was a boy in the city,
Charged with felonies, what a pity,
In court he did stand,
Pleading not guilty as planned,
Hoping for mercy and feeling quite gritty.
There once was a host on MSNBC
Who slammed JD Vance for all to see
He also criticized
White House press secretary, despised
For denying it came from Trump, you see
There once was a man named Epstein
Who gave out balloons with a grin
But the image was stark
When he was in the dark
With women, scantily clad on his skin
There once was a pardon attorney
Whose mind was blown completely
To see another sit
In the office that once fit
Him, it left him feeling quite dreary.
There once was a president bold,
Who sued The Wall Street Journal, I’m told,
For a “FAKE” letter they shared,
But the truth was declared,
On Monday, the letter did unfold.
There once was a high court in session,
Their ruling caused quite a commotion,
They ordered funds to be kept,
A lower court ruling they swept,
The justices hinted at a reversion.
There once was a man who praised
A financier, though he was crazed
For his “childlike curiosity”
Which caused great animosity
Given Epstein’s dark interests unfazed.