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There once was a board with a plan,
For Elon Musk, a rich man,
A trillion-dollar wage,
A salary outrage,
But for Musk, it’s all part of the bran.

There once was a president who,
Made light of domestic violence, it’s true,
At a Bible museum so grand,
He failed to understand,
The seriousness of the issue in view.

There once was a man named Trump,
Judgment against him made a thump,
Eighty-three million to pay,
In a civil jury’s sway,
For the court said he had to stump.

There once was a Chief named John Roberts
Let Trump remove a member, no protests
Firings now allowed
At the Court, they were wowed
In high-profile cases, they’re just guests.

There once was a beast on the loose,
Causing panic and spreading the news.
Near Vienna it roamed,
And the people at home,
Were worried and feeling confused.

There once was a host with a show,
Whose fate was uncertain, oh no!
After weeks of promos,
And swirling rumors that arose,
Finally, the truth we now know.

There once was a host named John
Who called out a big Trump con
The White House deputy
Was acting so snappy
Last Week Tonight’s work was well done

There once was a president sly,
Who repeated a phrase, oh my!
Nearly 200 times,
With rhythm and rhymes,
His words soared up high in the sky.

There once was a veep named Mike Pence,
Who thought he was making sense,
He told Lara Trump,
He learned from a chump,
Working with him was quite intense.

There once was a governor in CA
Who told the VP in dismay
You don’t seem to know
What’s happening below
Your understanding is not quite the way