ICE Takes Aim At Massachusetts In Latest Escalation

There once was a move quite bold
In sanctuary cities, we’re told
Trump’s brutal raids
Have citizens afraid
In fear, their safety they hold

Trump Is Repeatedly Booed At The U.S. Open

There once were some broadcasters dear
Who captured the jeers loud and clear
Despite USTA’s tries
To hush all the cries
Their voices rang out for all to hear

‘Be Quiet!’: Trump Throws A Fit, Calls Reporter ‘Darling’ During Off-The-Rails Tirade

There once was a president bold
Who attacked a reporter, we’re told
Yamiche Alcindor’s name
NBC’s reputation to maim
Critics’ voices of protest, they strolled

Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s ‘Rose Garden Club’ With A Vicious 2-Word Nickname

There once was a governor from Cali,
Who gave the White House a new tally,
With a makeover so grand,
It was quite unplanned,
Now the president’s home was just dandy.

Ariana Grande Can Barely Reach Too-Tall Mic When Accepting Major VMAs Honor

There once was a singer quite bold
Who said on her tippy-toes, “This is ridiculous,” so I’m told
She sang with great flair
While flipping her hair
And left the audience in awe to behold.

Stephen King Reveals The ‘Worst’ Trump Plot Twist That Truly Terrifies Him

A novelist had a scare
Dreamed of a president there
In a horror-filled scene
His own nightmare machine
Haunting his sleep with a glare.

Karoline Leavitt’s Gushing ‘Coolest’ Trump Tennis Post Serves Up Mockery Online

There once was a press secretary’s spin,
That critics volleyed back with a grin,
The White House in a stew,
For the truth they pursue,
In a battle of wits, who will win?

Paul Krugman Warns Why This Donald Trump ‘Obsession’ Has Economists So Alarmed

There once was a famed economist
Who found behavior quite irresponsible
He warned with great stress
This act was a mess
And thought it was truly despicable

Chicago Will ‘Absolutely’ See ICE Action This Week, Border Czar Says

Leaders at each level have decried
Trump’s threats while preparing to ride
To protect immigrants’ rights
With all of their might
Their bravery cannot be denied.

Trump’s Bonkers ‘Chipocalypse Now’ Post Salivates Over Potential Chicago Takeover

There once was a man from Chicago
Who learned why it’s called Department of WAR
JB Pritzker replied with a sigh
The truth made him want to cry
In Illinois, the reality did show

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