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There once was a host named Beck
Who called the AG incompetent, a wreck
He demanded she be replaced
For her actions he did not embrace
But many thought his words were just a speck

There once was a “Daily Show” host
Who explained how the U.S. could boast
Of responding to “damage”
From the president’s rampage
In a way that would benefit most

There once was a man named Joe Bongiovanni
Sentenced to five years in federal pen, he
For corruption counts he was found
Now he’ll serve his time bound
In a cell where he’d rather not be

There once was a case with great tension
Republicans planned an appeal with intention
Their hopes were high
In the legal sky
To overturn a court’s decision

There once was a state called Maine
Where immigrants faced much strain
Enforcement was high
Causing many to cry
In fear of being detained again

There once was named Adrian G.
One of the first on the scene was he
At a mass shooting so grim
With 19 children within
And two teachers, a tragedy.

There once was a bassist who said
A group pushed boundaries instead
Setting themselves apart
With a unique art
In recent years they have led

There once was a press secretary
Whose facts were not always so merry
On social media she’d find
A fact-check of a different kind
For accuracy, she must be wary

There once was a company named ICE
Moving into Maine, they rolled the dice
Their presence grew strong
But the locals were wrong
In the end, they paid a hefty price.

There once was a man from Dallas,
Who posed as a pilot with malice,
He flew for free,
Quite cunning, you see,
Now he’s caught in a legal chalice.