There once was a man named Trump
Who called Greenland a piece of ice lump
He said stock losses were small
Just some peanuts, that’s all
In Europe, his words made heads thump
There once was a Vermonter quite clever
Who said, to remain unscathed forever
One group must get their act together
His words were heard clear as a tether
In Colbert’s show, he was quite the talker
There once was a storm on its way,
Forecasters were heard to say,
It’ll bring ice and power outages,
Across the South, what rampages!
Prepare for a cold, stormy day.
There once was a president who,
Reflected on critics and knew,
During his first administration,
He faced much frustration,
But still his job he carried through.
There once was a Rep. Jones so bold,
On Fox News, his story he told.
But things went awry,
And the segment went dry,
As the conversation quickly turned cold.
There once was a man named Josh Johnson
Who experienced a very dumb con
He said, “It’s the silliest thing
That could happen, I sing!”
A foolish event he did spawn
There’s a team with a well-drilled routine,
For when U.S. presidents act too extreme,
They step in with care,
To make sure it’s fair,
And keep things on track, so serene.
There once was a late night host,
Who couldn’t get over the boast,
Of the president’s latest reasoning,
It left him quite unappeasing,
So he joked and poked fun at the most.
There once was a president named Dale,
Critics claimed he was off the rail,
They said he’s insane,
And clearly unwell, plain,
But his supporters just wouldn’t bail.
There once was a reporter so wise,
From The New York Times, a surprise.
He said, “It’s not hard,
To get the right card,”
In journalism, he was the prize.