Pache.co Information Technologies

There once was a plaque, whereabouts unknown,
Believed to be in storage, it’s shown.
Its location a mystery,
In hidden history,
The whereabouts of the plaque are still sown.

There once was a host of “The Daily Show”
Who joked about how Americans now
Can’t even be conspiracy theorists, oh wow
After Trump and his friends
Shared the casus belli, it all depends

There once was a chain of hotels,
Accused of denying agents a stay,
Homeland Security did yell,
A “coordinated campaign”, they would say,
In Minnesota, they refused to sell.

A GOP senator said, “I’ve no clue,
Trump’s plan for Venezuela is so new.”
After capture, no idea,
What will happen, oh dear!
It’s all unknowable, this much is true.

There once was a data chief, so keen,
Arguing interest in U.S. military scene,
In Venezuela was fleeting,
A point worth repeating,
But attention soon changed in the scene.

There once was a cop named Gonzales
On trial for child endangerment, it shows
Jury selection’s begun
For the things he has done
In Uvalde, where the truth finally flows.

There once was a president deposed
For crimes that were widely supposed
He faced narco-terrorism
And faced a tough criticism
In New York, his fate will be disclosed

There once was a news site so fine,
Covering headlines in the daily grind,
For all the updates at any time,
Follow along for the latest news on the line,
With stories that are truly divine.

There once were agents of great might,
Heard a noise in the dead of the night,
Investigated the scene,
Found nothing, so keen,
In the dark, they continued their plight.

There once was a leader from Venezuela,
Who claimed he was still in power, sure.
But ousted he was,
His position did fuzz,
Now his reign is but a memory blur.