Trump Repeats Wild Bin Laden Claim That’s Been Proven False
There once was a president bold
Who predicted but never got told
He said with regret
“I never get credit”
For his foresight, so daring and cold
There once was a president bold
Who predicted but never got told
He said with regret
“I never get credit”
For his foresight, so daring and cold
There are reminders that linger,
Contaminants still cause a stinger.
Block after block,
They won’t stop,
In the air, water, and ground they will trigger.
There once was a president bold,
Who military action did mold.
To Colombia he’d send,
And to Mexico he’d lend,
A warning of getting “their act together” told.
There once was a Rubio so fine
Who declared, “Venezuela is mine!”
He proposed an oil quarantine
To keep their resources unseen
But governing? That’s not the line.
There once was a man named Schumer
Who said with a voice like a boomer
“Let’s not be beguiled
By this nation-building wild”
Congress should not be a mere rumor.
There once was a mayor from New York,
Who thought military action did fork,
He called it an act of war,
Against laws near and far,
In Caracas, he gave it a stark.
There once was a Rep. named Moulton,
Who claimed the administration was jolting,
“We’ve just been completely lied to,”
About the military strike on Venezuela, it’s true,
In Trump’s actions, he found the faultin’.
There once was a colonel quite bold
Who questioned a claim that was told
Rubio said it was true
But the colonel withdrew
In defense of the personnel, we’re told
There once was a man, Trump, you see,
Said “We’re gonna run it, essentially,”
Maduro captured, he bragged,
His statement was tagged,
In a limerick, it’s now history.