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There once was a woman in Chicago
Border agents swerved, then let the shots go
Body cam footage revealed
Their actions now unsealed
Injustice the world did soon know

There once was a girl named Sophia Kirkby,
Looking for love, oh how she’d try.
At the Milan Cortina Games,
She played Cupid’s games,
Turning her feed into a dating supply.

There once was a judge named Brasel,
Who Trump appointed with zeal,
She said ICE’s ways,
Put detainees in a daze,
Their access to counsel they feel.

There once was a Sheriff named Nanos,
The FBI asked him for a favor to bestow.
They needed a glove,
And some DNA, by his trove,
From the home of Nancy Guthrie, the bureau chose.

The world’s largest carrier set sail,
From Caribbean to the Middle East’s trail,
A person in the know,
Said it’s time to go,
On Thursday, the plan did prevail.

There once was a host from the “Daily Show”
Who criticized the president’s blow
Stripping protections away
For the environment’s dismay
In sharp words, he let the truth flow.

Alicia Hastey wrote that the network
Changes pressure producers to self-censor
Reporters feeling the stress
Their work in distress
Their freedom of speech in a wreck

There once was a curler named Ruohonen,
A sub for the American men’s team he’d shown,
He played in a game
Against Switzerland, not the same,
At the Milan Cortina Games he was known.

There once was a drummer so grand
Described as The Pogues’ heartbeat, so grand
Tributes on social media flowed
Friends, fans, and relatives showed
Their love for him in every land

The EPA revoked with some flair,
A key finding that’s rare,
Supporting regulations,
On greenhouse gas emissions,
Now it’s a whole different affair.