There once was a group feeling lost
But support came at no small cost
To show Trump they’re not alone
The whole world’s love was shown
They were grateful for support without exhaust
There once was a host from MS Now
Who critiqued the AG’s latest show
He said with a scoff
His aim was to doff
Any credibility left to bestow
There once was a president sly,
Who had trophies stacked up high,
For his great leadership,
He earned another sip,
Of success, none can deny.
There once was a Dem who did boast
TDS was a fake diagnosis at most
Despite what the president did claim
It’s all just a political game
In the House, the trolling was the most
There once was a president bold,
Who insulted a fellow, we’re told.
With a backhanded plea,
He caused such a spree,
In politics, his words took hold.
There once was a rep from the South,
Whose behavior was causing some doubt,
Staffers spilled the beans,
About her crazy scenes,
In New York mag, it all came out.
There once was a show, quite distinct,
With Nicole Curtis, it was linked.
But a racial remark,
Made HGTV stark,
And off all platforms, they did evict.
There once was a man named Adam Mosseri
Who discussed Instagram so freely
He said it’s essential to see
The line between addiction and spree
For users to browse safely.
A producer named Marc Beckman said,
“We’ve done everything the right way.
We followed protocol, hooray!
No corners were cut,
Our work’s top-notch, so we mustn’t delay.”
There once was a senator bold
Who on “The Last Word” did unfold
A grand jury declined
To indict, they opined
Six Democrats, the truth now told