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There once was a Bunny named bad
Whose comments made viewers quite glad
He kept it all clean
And the show was a dream
On Thursday, the focus he had

There once were tech mega-caps in a flap,
Microsoft and Tesla took a gap,
Down 3.4% and 3.7%,
Under pressure they went,
In the market, they faced a mishap.

The economy is in a puzzling place,
Stocks falling, markets in a race.
Jobs are scarce, people fret,
But there’s hope yet,
With a recovery, we’ll embrace.

There once was a man who once said,
That Bill Clinton was a smart head.
He also praised Hillary,
Called her shrewd and quite free,
Though once political foes, now well-bred.

There once were two stars named Maria,
Who reacted with great hysteria,
To the emotional plea,
For her mother’s safety,
On the “Today” show, they did say.

There once was a crypto so grand
Whose price fell to lows in the land
At $66,675.12
It almost seemed to delve
Back in October, a weak hand

There once was a girl in Manhattan,
In a restaurant dressed up in black,
She broke the rules of the job,
And now she feels like a slob,
Oh, what a scandalous act!

There once was a Ranger in flight
To assist with an active shooter’s plight
But the copter did crash
Near Flagstaff in a flash
And tragically ended two lives that night

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed he’d give cash with a thump.
But his critics were wary,
Said his story was scary,
And his promise they thought was a dump.

There once was a host named Guthrie,
Due to co-host the show on TV,
But NBC changed the plan,
As Guthrie’s mom went missing, so sad,
In Italy she’ll no longer be.