Italy Foils Russia-Linked Cyberattacks On Winter Olympic Sites: Minister

There once were actions of Russian origin,
Whose impact caused quite the commotion,
With power and might,
They took to the fight,
Leaving many in a state of confusion.

Wall Street Journal Poses 1 Awkward Question About A Signature Trump Policy

There once was a president so bold,
Whose success was not easily told,
Despite all the strife,
He lived quite a life,
His victories came in the cold.

Former U.S. Senator Names Top Trump Official With ‘No Political Antenna’ Who Could Doom Him

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose party took quite a slump,
Claire McCaskill did say,
Seats may go away,
In Congress, they may end up a chump.

Seth Meyers Spots The Obvious Flaw In Donald Trump’s Super Bowl Excuse

There’s a secret the host tried to expose,
Why the president steers clear of those
In San Francisco town,
But it’s causing a frown,
For the truth, only the host knows.

Jimmy Kimmel Spots Something Truly Fishy In Trump’s Latest Supposed Success Story

There once was a host of the night,
Who demanded to see receipts in the light.
He wanted the proof,
To show the truth,
Before the end of the night.

MAGA’s Aspiring Pop Star Takes Offense To Rock Legend’s Stance Against Trump

There once was a Lara so bright,
Said she’d dance in the limelight,
But Springsteen she’d pan,
With a wave of her hand,
At Turning Point’s halftime, a sight.

Man Who Tried To Shoot Trump At A Florida Golf Course Gets Life In Prison

There once was a man named Routh,
Prosecutors wanted to give him no way out.
They asked for life, without parole,
Saying he never showed any remorse or goal.
But Routh remained unapologetic, there’s no doubt.

‘Disturbing’: Hundreds Laid Off At Bezos-Owned Washington Post — Including Silicon Valley Reporters

There once was a paper so grand,
Facing a backlash across the land,
Tech and foreign teams gutted,
In a “strategic reset” they were jutted,
Their future now hangs by a strand.

The Washington Post Bloodbath, By The Numbers

There once was a man named Jeff Bezos
Whose yacht cost a fortune, who knows
Five hundred million in price
Sailing seas would be nice
But that yacht is where his wealth shows

Man Arrested After Physical Confrontation With High Schoolers At ICE Walkout Goes Viral

There once was a politico’s view,
That all adults should know what to do,
Exercise restraint,
In the kids’ sweet paint,
Said the county official, so true.

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