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There once was a billionaire’s boast
Offering prize money to the most
Controversial posts seen,
On his platform so keen,
Creating a scandalous host.

There once was a manager named Perry
Whose take on marketing was quite contrary
The studio got mad
And it made them quite sad
Now they’re likely to be more wary

There once was a data chief, so wise,
Who said the president’s demise
Was due to his struggle,
With one cohort that snuggle,
And caused a constitutional surprise.

There once was a rapper so great,
Who shrugged when told Elon Musk’s debate.
He stood by her lunar take,
Not a word did she break,
In her stance, she’d never abate.

There once was a singer from Canada,
Who thought she’d win medals, ‘yay!’
But the Canadians said no,
And the singer was low,
No medals for her on display.

There once was a host named Savannah,
Her mother held by a stranger, la.
They want proof she’s alive,
To ensure she’ll survive,
On “Today” show, the family will play.

There once was a prince named Andrew,
Whose actions caused quite the hullabaloo,
With Epstein he was tied,
And his reputation died,
Now he’s facing a scandal anew.

There once was a girl named Nancy Guthrie,
With ailments that required care, you see.
A law enforcement bulletin said,
She needed help to keep her fed,
But now she’s in good health and carefree.

It’s a possibility because of the effects
Of warmer temperatures; said the experts
The International Olympic Committee
May need to change location, you see
To keep the games safe and free

There once was a Senator from Kentucky
Who went to the hospital, quite contrary
For an abundance of caution
To avoid any exhaustion
He’s 83 and far from being a rookie.