There once was a Doberman named Penny,
Who won best in show, oh how many!
At Westminster she shone,
Her grace was well known,
A champion, so regal and plenty.
There once was a woman named Nancy,
Whose vanishing left folks quite antsy,
The president said,
It filled him with dread,
The mystery was really uncanny.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who made comments that made people jump,
CNN’s Collins got burned,
Heavy criticism he earned,
For his words that made others chump.
There once was a President-King,
Whose appetite made people sing,
Gluttonous and ravenous,
Mocking the President’s fuss,
In the opera, he reigned with a fling.
There once was a worry for Republicans,
Their troubles could lead to discussions.
The situation was dire,
Their future was dire,
A potential political concussion.
There once was a House speaker so bold,
Who used scripture to defend, we’re told.
But online, the backlash drew,
For Trump’s immigration view,
In limerick form, the story is told.
There once was a late night host fame,
Said beating the president was quite lame,
An easy way, he suggested,
To outwit and bested,
In his own game, what a shame.
There once was a comic named Kosta
Who claimed Trump’s not just a boa
He’s not joking, you see
The man’s scary, quite free
But jokes can’t erase all the mosta
There once was a Late Show host who warned,
That the president’s ways were quite scorned,
Taking the country astray,
Down a treacherous way,
Through chaos and turmoil adorned.
A critic once said with a sigh,
“The word has no place in that sentence, oh my!”
He argued with passion,
In a verbal clash fashion,
But the word stayed, no matter how hard he would try.