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There once were some homes by the coast,
Erosion and sea levels engrossed.
Thirty lost to the sea,
High costs set them free,
Toppling sadly, they were engrossed.

There once was a man named Musk,
Whose displeasure was quite brisk,
On “The View” they all chimed,
About Lupita so sublime,
In the epic film, quite a risk.

A photograph caused Ratner dread,
With him and another, it led,
The stories spun out,
Causing much doubt,
In a web of confusion, he bled.

There once was an icon on Broadway
Urging the crowd to have their say
“Rise up and speak out,”
She said with no doubt,
For change at the institution, hooray!

There once was a threat that did rank,
Trump warned of military flank,
To get Iran to talk,
Or face a tough walk,
Tensions rise, could lead to a spank.

There once was a skier named Vonn,
Who in Switzerland took a big yawn,
She ruptured her ACL,
And had meniscal damage as well,
Now her recovery must be drawn.

Nine reporters from Reuters did try,
To prompt a chatbot and comply,
If it would create,
Images that were not great,
Nonconsensual, they learned with a sigh.

There once was a singer so strong,
In a band that played many a song,
With hits like “Joy To The World,”
His voice sure unfurled,
And “One” made the crowds sing along.

There once was a judge who did boast,
Threatening to arrest gun owners the most.
Rep. Massie inquired,
Why he was so fired,
A conservative judge gone toast!

There once was a man named Spicer,
Who spoke with Texas officials peculiar,
The upset was so great,
They rated it an 8.5 on the Richter scale,
In shock, they all felt quite peculiar.