There once was a history teacher,
From New York, a real knowledge seeker,
He dubbed it “autocratic backfire”,
A phenomenon, so dire,
His wisdom made his students bleaker.
There once was a host full of pride
Who shared her big news far and wide
On social media’s stage
She announced a new page
In her life, with joy as her guide.
There once was a man named Blanche,
Whose Fox News comments did enhance,
But on social media,
He faced quite a phobia,
Critics slammed him with a fierce stance.
There once was a press secretary named Sean,
Whose anecdotes left people in chagrin,
In the Trump White House fray,
His secondhand tale did sway,
Raising eyebrows with every spin.
A “Daily Show” host was not mild,
Offended by an appearance so wild,
In the newly released files,
He spoke with a smile,
And his humor was not reconciled.
There once was a strategist so wise,
Said they tick two boxes, a prize.
For the Democrats they’ll fight,
With all of their might,
Their strategy sure to mesmerize.
There once was a host of the night,
Who made a backhanded promise just right,
To the president and his spouse,
In a way to rouse,
A chuckle and a smile, so bright.
There once was a “Late Show” host so grand
Who faced a tough announcement firsthand
He said this moment led
To thoughts heavy as lead
But with humor, he made a stand
There once was a CNN anchor so bold,
Who vanished, the story was told,
“Otherwise no one would know
Where I’d choose to go,”
Said the anchor on Kimmel’s late show.
There once was a woman named Nancy,
Whose disappearance seemed quite fancy.
Officials later found,
That she was around,
And hadn’t left her home, so chancy.