‘The Real State Of The Union’: Jimmy Kimmel Gives ‘Nutjob’ Trump A Sharp Reality Check
There once was a late-night host
Whose message was blunt and to boast
On the state of the nation
He had no reservation
In his limerick, he brags the most
There once was a late-night host
Whose message was blunt and to boast
On the state of the nation
He had no reservation
In his limerick, he brags the most
A Republican from Texas named Troy,
Begged the president to deploy,
His power and might,
But was met with a fight,
His plea, many did simply destroy.
Republicans after Trump’s address;
Fell over each other to express praise.
Their loyalty on display,
In a most grandiose way,
Supporting him through all the craze.
There once was a president bold
Who in gory details often told
During his address he’d luxuriate
In describing things that were great
Said the host on MS NOW, so cold.
There once was a Late Show host, so droll
Who mocked the House leader’s speech goal
With a laugh and a sneer
He poked fun at his ear
For humor was his ultimate role.
There once was a man with great power,
Whose presidency came to an end in an hour.
The House speaker confessed,
It was for the best,
Trump’s reign was over, no longer to shower.
There once was a studio so rich,
Bidding wars for it hit quite the glitch,
Batman and Potter in play,
Fever pitch every day,
Fans eager for their next bewitch.
There once was a speaker quite bold,
Who criticized a president, we’re told.
For his words on Ukraine,
He launched a campaign,
And his sentiments were uncontrolled.
There once was a man named Green
Who held up a sign that was keen
Condemning a video racist
Shared by the president, disgraceful and tasteless
His message was clear and seen
During the State of the Union speech,
Vice President Vance got a big reach.
He was picked to lead,
In a powerful deed,
Now he’s got a new role to teach.