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There once was a carrier named Spirit,
In bankruptcy, they were caught in it.
The Trump admin may save,
In talks of a brave,
Rescue plan to help them exit.

There once was a president who’d screed,
Against so-called “Sleazebags” with speed,
He called on Democrats to fight,
For changes with all of their might,
In politics, his words took the lead.

There once was a man named Fleischer
Said Virginia’s redistricting was a blunder
“It was avoidable, you see
We should not have started this spree”
Now regretting the fight, what a mess there

There once was a cop named Gonzalez
Investigated for her derogatory rants, alas
Her N-word-filled spree
Was not meant to be
Protecting people, she’s now under scrutiny’s mass

There once was a wife named Miller,
Whose bond with Trump’s daughter grew stiller.
They bonded quite tight,
Over a grim plight,
And shared in the revelation’s chiller.

There once was a host named MS Now,
Who criticized Carlson, oh wow!
Trump critics must brace,
For his switch of embrace,
They’ll have to accept it somehow.

There once was a bill from Congress,
For modernizing air traffic to impress.
But more funding they need,
For software to succeed,
Said Secretary Sean Duffy, in distress.

There once was a MAGA leader,
Whose fury with Rogan did teeter.
Over criticisms they’d bicker,
In an inaudible whisper,
Their feud sparked gossip to meter.

There once was a comic quite bold,
Who to Trump did a tale unfold,
About blunt words of advice,
Given once, not twice,
As the punchline was proudly paroled.

There once was a Congress member fair,
Trump’s biggest supporter with care.
Till she called for transparency,
Then he turned with enmity,
Their bond shattered beyond repair.