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There once was a lady named Michelle,
Who said with great passion and zeal,
“We disagree on policy,
But humanity we see,
And that’s a belief we must feel.”

There once was a man named Kirby
Whose airline was feeling quite stirby
To offset the fuel cost
He said, “Prices may be lost”
As much as 15 to 20% must be the fee.

In the classroom, the law now demands,
Ten Commandments on walls must expand.
Appeals court has decreed,
That these rules must take heed,
As a display in each class must now stand.

There once was a leader from the House
Who hit back at the president’s loud grouse
His intelligence sharp
He took aim at the harp
And struck back with wit, not a blouse.

There once was a man named Eric Trump,
Whose wife said he liked to lay low,
Their life in the spotlight, a bump,
In the chaos of fame, a tough row,
But they persevered with a jump.

There once was a host of late night,
Who fact-checked the president’s timeline right,
With humor in his tone,
He exposed what was unknown,
In limericks, he shed a clear light.

There once were some critics who chose
To dig up old Trump controversies
They flipped a post
And tried to roast
But Trump’s supporters just arose

There once was a MAGA supporter
Who made a correspondent feel quite out of order
“Are you seeing what I’m seeing?”
Said the man without a care or feeling
It left the journalist feeling quite flustered

There once was a company so bold
Transferred costs to customers, we’re told
No choice did they have
Their profits to save
Their actions, their customers scolded.

There once was a Late Show host so dear,
Who mocked Trump’s claim without fear.
He said, with a grin,
“I’m not feeling pressure, I win!”
But the deal with Iran isn’t near.