There once was a boy who was witty,
Answering a CNN query so gritty.
His response was so sly,
Like a comet in the sky,
Leaving the reporter feeling quite bitty.
There once was a man named Zeldin,
Pressed to crack down on pollution and sin.
As EPA head, he felt the heat,
To clean up the world, make it neat,
His efforts to clear air and water win.
There once was a strategist bold,
Predicting Trump’s future, we’re told,
After midterms in November,
Democratic fervor did engender,
In limericks, his story is told.
Stocks on Wall Street had a brief scare,
But soon recovered with some flair.
Volatility returned,
But investors weren’t too concerned,
With gains making the market more fair.
There once was a Rep from the East,
Who couldn’t quite spot Trump’s great feast.
He pondered with dread,
What lies ahead,
In the Middle East, not the least.
A scholar of law, quite astute,
Gave an education quite acute,
On MS NOW’s “The Last Word”,
After justices heard,
Birthright citizenship dispute.
There once was a man from Shah Alam,
Found dead on a Buffalo street’s calm,
Border Patrol agents said,
He can’t be deported, ’tis dread,
Now his fate is a sad, tragic psalm.
There once was a president, you see,
Who admitted he was easily “seduced” as can be.
He confessed with a grin,
That temptation would win,
And he found himself in quite a spree.
There once was a leader named Trump
Whose comments made the nation jump
He’d threaten destruction
Of civilian construction
His words made many hearts thump
There once was a “Late Show” host who jest it,
The president’s visit was quite contested,
To the Supreme Court he went,
But it didn’t relent,
Things didn’t go as he had invested.