There once was a judge in a chair
Accused of a scandal unfair
He had an affair
And in chambers, did share
His passion with staff who were there.
There once was a panelist tired,
With a 3-month-old she acquired,
On “The View” she confessed,
Her exhaustion, she expressed,
As motherhood left her inspired.
There once were two astronauts so great,
NASA aimed for a moon landing date.
In 2028, they’ll touch down,
On lunar soil, safe and sound,
Their mission, history will create.
There once was a company from Nippon,
Whose workers faced danger head-on.
First-responders came fast,
But sadly, fatalities were amassed,
A tragic event that’s now gone.
There once were some lawyers quite bold,
Who claimed a top-down plan they’d been told,
To indict Trump’s foes,
In a retribution pose,
Their nonprofit’s story they sold.
There once was a co-host quite bold,
With famous contacts to behold,
Thought a politician his pal,
But friendship did quickly fall,
Now just a funny story retold.
There once was a president who
Named an agency old and askew
It couldn’t end the war
But history we can’t ignore
His choice left the people in a stew
There once was a host named Joe
Who warned of what Iran would sow
If the U.S. chose to attack
Their actions he didn’t backtrack
Major combat could bring woe
There once was a proposal so bold,
To restrict school bathroom and sports hold,
Based on birth certificate’s line,
Voters were asked to opine,
But the idea was ultimately sold.
There once was a woman quite stern,
Fired for a post, it did burn,
On Facebook she’d claim,
The conservative’s name,
Her job she could never return.