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A phone that is all the rage
“It’s certainly not made in the USA,”
CNET managing editor did convey
Made in China, where it lay
Global market is its stage.

There once was a man named Hassett
Who claimed consumers were a safe bet
They’re spending more money
On items so funny
Proof, he said, they have no regret.

There once was a president named Reed
Who to Walter Reed had to proceed
For his third visit, it’s true
In 13 months, quite a few
His health concerns the people did impede

There once was an athlete so fast,
Broke records with incredible blast,
At the event, he did shine,
Surpassing world record line,
Leaving competitors in the past.

There once was a man named Trump,
At eighty he’s still quite the hump,
Oldest to be elected,
His power respected,
In the presidency a big jump.

There once was a senator named Kim,
Who visited a detention center dim.
Reports of hunger and strife,
Drove him to take up the fight,
In Newark, where conditions were grim.

There once was a man named Flynn
Who said Iran was committing a sin
He claimed they were just buying time
Exploiting a hobby all find
But the truth of it all is quite thin

There once was a woman named Maxine
Whose words about Paxton were keen
She didn’t hold back
In her verbal attack
On the scandal-plagued AG machine

There once was a comic so bold,
Who criticized a reality TV mold.
He didn’t hold back,
On the star’s mayoral track,
In limericks, his thoughts he told.

There once was a town named Garden Grove,
Where evacuation orders did flow,
For 50,000 folks,
Twas no laughing joke,
In the place south of Los Angeles, you know.