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There once was a pontiff so bold
Whose encyclical did unfold
A flash point with Trump
Whose push for AI’s bump
Could lead to a conflict untold

There once was a House Speaker named Drew,
Who claimed “kitchen table issues” were true.
Critics pushed back with disdain,
Saying it was all in vain,
Now the debate continues to brew.

There once was a president, you see,
Who fired off angry posts with glee.
Before 7 a.m. each day,
His tweets caused much dismay,
But he just couldn’t let it be.

There once was a team from Iran
Whose base camp was Tucson’s warm span
They trained in the sun
Their goal was well done
In Arizona, their journey began

There once was a data guru from CNN
Who predicted doom for Republicans then
In the fall midterms this year
Their future looked unclear
According to the guru’s analysis when.

There once was a man named Cheung,
Whose post was deemed quite obscene.
It was called disgraceful,
And the critics were forceful,
For his words were just plain mean.

There once was a country called Iran,
Filled in with the U.S. flag’s grand span,
The people were concerned,
Their anger clearly burned,
For their own flag was part of their plan.

There once was a lawmaker from Cali,
Who criticized the president slyly.
He wouldn’t let up,
And continued to disrupt,
His comments were always quite wily.

There once was a pope who did mention
That companies’ quest for attention
Through profits so high
Caused pollution to fly
He warned of the earth’s dire condition.

There once was a president’s typo,
About Hulk Hogan, oh no!
It changed his nickname,
What a disastrous mistake,
Now the internet can’t let it go.