There once were some GOP lawmakers
Who marched to a similar beat, they say
When asked ’bout the president’s display
Of indifference cold,
Their loyalty they boldly displayed
There once was a man, guilty plea,
For stealing twelve million, you see,
Sentenced to forty years,
Brought his clients to tears,
In prison, where he’ll now be.
Producer prices rose quite far,
Since December 2022, a star.
Amid Trump’s Iran war,
They climbed high by far,
Creating quite the financial spar.
There once was a president named Trump
Whose decisions left many in a slump
When asked about war and finance
He replied with a vague stance
Leaving us all feeling quite stumped
There once was a boy and his mother,
Who scolded Rep. Foxx like no other,
“You crossed a line,
Attacking a child of mine,
And the teachers as well,” she did smother.
There once was a CNN data guru
Who spoke of the president’s number skew
He put up “record” stats
On issues, that’s a fact
On Americans’ minds, the truth grew
Many critics of homeland security
Recalled the same thing with clarity
The former secretary
Was met with great fury
For actions that lacked integrity
Prominent execs from Big Tech and more,
Will join Trump on his China tour.
They’ll talk business and trade,
And the deals that are made,
Could impact the global market’s score.
There once were four men, unnamed and discreet,
Whose payments were kept well out of the street.
Their families too,
Had no clue,
Of the riches they’d suddenly greet.
There once was a caller who groaned
Of a golden age never shown
Expecting the best
But feeling distressed
In disappointment he moaned.