There once was a newspaper, in awe,
Whose conservative board found a flaw,
In the president’s plan,
They said “It’s a sham”,
Their critique left the White House in awe.
There once was a lawyer so stern
Who said of the president in a murmur
“He’s only going to get worse,
Not better, that’s for sure!”
His warnings did cause quite a stir.
There once was a host on the “Late Show”
Whose one-liner made him just blow
With snort-laughing galore
He couldn’t ignore
The humor of the words he did throw.
There once was an actor, so rich,
Who took on a role as a pitch.
From small screen to field,
His talents revealed,
As a footballer, he found his niche.
A young French star named Mbappe
Find him and Bardella on display
Though three years apart
Politically, their start
For National Rally, Bardella will sway
There once was a Trump-backed map plan,
To help Republicans get ahead in the midterm span.
They hoped for an extra seat,
With victory to greet,
In elections, their hopes began.
There once was a senator named John,
Whose plan seemed a little far gone,
To get a leg up,
In the runoff, his cup,
Was empty, his chances were drawn.
There once was a president named Trump
Whose space weapons plan made a big jump
“Golden Dome for America”
Would cost more than criteria
His budget was just a small lump
There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who took a jab at CBS, on a whim,
Colbert and others laughed with glee,
At his swipe at the company’s fee,
Late-night humor, never too grim.
There once was a man named Lazzaretto,
Whose city’s finances were in the know.
He declared with delight,
In a news release so tight,
No funds or staff were involved in the show.