There once was a Trump child, the third,
Who proudly showed off a great word,
While Americans still fight,
And suffer each night,
In his world, it seemed quite absurd.
The president deployed the Guard
To Washington, crime to discard
Their presence would crack down
On crime in the town
Their mission, security hard
There once was a host from CNN,
Who told the Republican men,
“It’s fine to say when you’re wrong,
Just admit it, be strong,”
And the pundit said, “Amen.”
There once was a Texan with views,
Who criticized AOC’s news,
But his antics were the same,
Just with a different name,
On Fox, he spread hypocritical blues.
There once was a hotel group in distress
Blaming travel concerns, they confess
International fans stayed away
World Cup costs led them astray
Softer demand caused them some stress
There once was a man named Makary
Who led a health agency so airy
But just after a year
He said, “I’m out of here”
Now his successor they must hurry
There once were some extremists so pathetic,
Who spewed vile and racist rhetoric,
Hakeem Jeffries did declare,
Their language so unfair,
In limericks, their views were so drastic.
There once was a TV personality
Who made Obama’s path seem so free
From community organizer to the White House
He made it sound simple as a mouse
But in reality, it was quite a journey
An appeals court ruled with some grace
That the president won’t have to face
Paying $83 million more
To E. Jean Carroll, for sure
Until the Supreme Court takes its place.
There once was a man named Clarke,
Whose death was shrouded in dark.
No info was shared,
By his agency paired,
The details left everyone stark.