There once was a podcaster so keen,
Expressing a great interest in sheen,
But on Thursday he found,
One aspect that astound,
And said, “This just doesn’t make sense.”
There once were visas for a crew,
Disney workers, more than a few,
But they were canceled away,
For viewing images one day,
Now they’re facing a legal review.
There once was a jewel quite grand,
Second-largest ever in the land,
Its weight was immense,
A treasure immense,
In beauty and size it did stand.
There once was a president bold
Who claimed the situation was under fold
“It’s very much, we hope,
Under control,” he spoke
But the truth was never truly told.
There once was a president named Trump
Who claimed files showed aliens would jump
In the sky so high
They would soon come by
And take us all away with a thump.
There once was a co-host named Greg,
Whose MAGA views caused him to beg,
He lost friends once again,
But didn’t refrain,
From supporting Trump with each leg.
There once was a council in Cohutta
Who met for a special meeting to utter
Their desire to bring back
The police, and attack
The mayor with a swift, firm shutter.
There once was a judge of high rank
Who sided with groups in a frank
Decision to sue
The DOGE and the NEH too
For grants that were cruelly yanked
There once was a president whose comment
Had a big contradiction, critics did lament
They pointed it out with glee
In a limerick you’ll see
The contradiction in his statement was evident.
There once was a president bold
Whose words were always told
At the end of the day
He had his say
His message forever consoled