There once was a man named Glenn,
Who shared news about an old friend,
Their relationship went south,
Amidst lies and much doubt,
And now their bond is on the mend.
There once was a Secretary of State
Whose gift for the Pontiff was great
But it went viral, oh no
For wrong reasons, oh woe
Now it’s known as an awkward fate
More files on anomalies are due,
To be released for public view.
The Defense Department’s plan,
Is to share what they can,
For a clearer perspective, it’s true.
There once was a plan in the works
To gather people in herds and in droves
But the purpose was clear
No rounding up here
Just an effort to help them all grow
There once was a pop star so grand,
From Colombia, a musical land,
She sang for World Cup,
A hit with the crowd yup,
In South Africa, her song was in demand.
There once was a president who swore,
To attack ABC’s Rachel Scott more.
With insults and disdain,
He caused quite a pain,
But Rachel kept reporting galore.
There once was a CNN data guru
Who saw how the president did woo
His party ahead
Of the elections, said
He’s still doing quite well, it’s true
There once was a man named Sellers,
Who wouldn’t buy O’Leary’s propellers,
He said “That’s a bunch of BS,
I won’t fall for that mess,”
MAGA-friendly words, he repellers.
There once was an actor from space
Who criticized the president’s embrace
Of policies and more
His voice did not ignore
In “Star Wars” he found his place.
There once was a postal service so grand,
Thinking of changing a rule that was banned,
Handguns through mail,
Caused quite a big hail,
In nearly 100 years it was planned.