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There once was a joke about spray,
Of explosive diarrhea dismay,
On social media it spread,
Causing laughter instead,
About the cyclosporiasis outbreak they say.

There once was a man from the Hill
Who heard Trump’s speech and felt ill
He said, “Republicans freak out,
When Trump starts to shout,
They’re in for a night quite a thrill.”

There once was a man named Kies
Who left with a feeling of unease
He warned of laws being broken
Now he’s left and unspoken
Assistant Treasury Secretary, goodbyes

There once was a Trump aide so bright,
Who thought Trump’s speech was just right,
A Hail Mary play,
To turn out a big array,
Before the midterms, with all his might.

There once was a man named Mullin
Whose threat on social media was quite sullen
People said it was wrong
And didn’t belong
Unconstitutional, they did reckon.

There once were co-hosts quite grand,
Who turned the screening program quite bland.
With one question so sly,
Caused damage nearby,
Their open mic had gotten out of hand.

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose words made the people feel stumped,
They felt quite the opposite way,
As his speeches caused much dismay,
Their sentiments left quite the clump.

There once was a governor from Cali
Who urged voters to head to the rally
Reject Trump’s agenda
Was his plea to agenda
For a brighter future, he dilly-dallied.

There once was a coin worth a buck,
With Trump on the tails side, oh shuck!
Some said it’s a joke,
Others found it provoke,
But all had a good laugh and cluck.

There once was a gal named Benanti
Impersonating the first lady
On “The Late Show,” quite scary
With Melania’s accent quite airy
Her performance was truly quite zany