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There once was a VP so bold,
Whose words left Jon Stewart cold,
On “The Daily Show,” he did sneeze,
The host got a brain freeze,
From the comment the VP strolled.

There once was a Rep. named McClain,
Who decried the wildfire smoke stain,
From Canada it came,
And caused quite the flame,
She slammed them with anger and disdain.

There once was a man named Ty Cobb,
Who explained why the president can’t let it go,
He tried to show the facts,
But still faced attacks,
Now he’s part of history’s show.

There once was a man with a crime,
He’s clearly mad he didn’t get airtime,
His face turned all red,
As he shook his wild head,
His ranting turned into a mime.

There once was a gun dealer so bold
Whose verdict was a sight to behold
Surpassing seventy-three
For Sandy Hook’s tragedy
Against Remington, the story is told

There once was a veep, so they say,
Who wanted his son flown away,
In a chopper to golf,
It may seem quite aloof,
But that’s how he chose to convey.

There once was an ICE officer in Maine,
Who shot a Colombian man in disdain.
As an Army vet, he was feared,
His violent past was cleared,
By close relatives, his behavior caused pain.

There once was a deployment, they say,
Set to end by the close of the day.
Extended before,
Now it’s time to explore,
What comes next, come what may.

There once was a man with great youth
Who always spoke nothing but truth
His words were so bold
His stories untold
In honesty, he found his sleuth

There once was a comic so sly
Who uncovered a tale on the sly
A story that’s sweeping the nation
Caused quite a sensation
With humor, he gave it a try.