Rachel Maddow Delivers Unforgettable Name For Trump’s Decline

There once was a party, they say
Republicans in quite a disarray
MS NOW anchor did claim
Their fate is far from tame
In chaos they seem to stay

GOP Lawmaker Unloads On Trump ‘Grifters’ As U.S. Mint Starts Making $1 Trump Coins

There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought the new coins were quite yucky
He called out the Treasury
For what he thought was a frenzy
Over coins honoring the president and his lucky.

The World Cup Dream Final Is Set

A clash of styles, Spain vs Argentina,
Football giants, a match so grandia.
Tiki-taka or flair,
Who will win, do you dare?
Excitement mounts, in this game, hysteria.

British Government Urges FIFA To Investigate Argentina Over Political Banner At World Cup

There once were some players from Argentina
Who posed with a banner, a bold propaganda
Claiming the Falklands as their own
But the truth must be shown
In the end, it’s the people who will reign ya

JD Vance Offers Eyebrow-Raising Take On Vile UFC-Michelle Obama Slur

There once was a man named Joe Rogan
Who told the VP, “Not in the slogan!”
At the White House he spoke,
Said it was a bad joke,
In trouble, he felt like a Hogan.

GOP Senator Indulges Trump Claims About Rigged 2020 Election: ‘I Don’t Know’

There once was a senator named Lummis
Whose allegiance to Trump was the premise
With a tepid reaction
To his claims and satisfaction
In Wyoming, her loyalty shines with no blemish

Trump Makes A Big Brag Out Of His ‘Influence’ On TikTok And… Oof

There once was a president so proud,
Claimed he was No. 1, quite loud,
But on the platform,
He’s not the norm,
Far from the most-followed crowd.

With Midterms On Deck, Trump To Deliver Primetime Speech On Election Security

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose speeches caused quite a thump,
TV networks unsure,
If they should endure,
Air time for his usual pomp.

Pro-Trump CNN Guest Skewered By Veteran Journalist: ‘I Won’t Be Lectured By A Child’

There once was a reporter named Lydia
Who told Charles Blow, “Don’t get hyper
You’re trying too hard
To create a social media bard
Just focus on the facts, don’t be a trier.”

SpaceX Shares Drop Below IPO, With More Volatility To Come

The selloff is an ominous sign
More shares will flood, that’s the design
Investors beware
Move with utmost care
Or risk seeing your portfolio decline

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