Rachel Maddow Delivers Unforgettable Name For Trump’s Decline
There once was a party, they say
Republicans in quite a disarray
MS NOW anchor did claim
Their fate is far from tame
In chaos they seem to stay
There once was a party, they say
Republicans in quite a disarray
MS NOW anchor did claim
Their fate is far from tame
In chaos they seem to stay
There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought the new coins were quite yucky
He called out the Treasury
For what he thought was a frenzy
Over coins honoring the president and his lucky.
A clash of styles, Spain vs Argentina,
Football giants, a match so grandia.
Tiki-taka or flair,
Who will win, do you dare?
Excitement mounts, in this game, hysteria.
There once were some players from Argentina
Who posed with a banner, a bold propaganda
Claiming the Falklands as their own
But the truth must be shown
In the end, it’s the people who will reign ya
There once was a man named Joe Rogan
Who told the VP, “Not in the slogan!”
At the White House he spoke,
Said it was a bad joke,
In trouble, he felt like a Hogan.
There once was a senator named Lummis
Whose allegiance to Trump was the premise
With a tepid reaction
To his claims and satisfaction
In Wyoming, her loyalty shines with no blemish
There once was a president so proud,
Claimed he was No. 1, quite loud,
But on the platform,
He’s not the norm,
Far from the most-followed crowd.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose speeches caused quite a thump,
TV networks unsure,
If they should endure,
Air time for his usual pomp.
There once was a reporter named Lydia
Who told Charles Blow, “Don’t get hyper
You’re trying too hard
To create a social media bard
Just focus on the facts, don’t be a trier.”
The selloff is an ominous sign
More shares will flood, that’s the design
Investors beware
Move with utmost care
Or risk seeing your portfolio decline