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There once was an intruder in town,
NYPD brought him down,
No one was hurt,
The case was avert,
In New York, justice is renowned.

There once was a SecWar so keen,
But his focus was rather obscene,
“Low-T” over discipline,
Many found it a sin,
On X, their disapproval was seen.

There once was a president who spake,
Claiming “fake” on the news, a mistake.
But the truth was revealed,
His claims were unsealed,
And his trustworthiness began to break.

There once was a prosecutor in Seattle
Whose appointment caused quite a big battle
Trump fired him fast
Not a moment to last
Unanimous choice left in a rattle

There once was an old rock star so sly,
Who asked, with a laugh and a sigh,
“Why did I take John’s advice?”
Now he’s paying the price,
At 82, he’s still feeling spry.

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Who claimed votes for Republicans were sold,
For Democrat policy to stay,
And not enough deportations to sway,
In frustration, his grievances he told.

There once was a warning, they said,
Of dangerous air overhead.
From Minnesota to New York,
The unhealthy air they did fork,
Through Toronto the caution was spread.

There once was a senator named Chuck,
Who found AG’s answer amuck,
He called it a slip,
That made him flip,
And his disapproval he did pluck.

There once was a man who could sway
Donald Trump, leading him astray
Greene said with dismay
It was a big betrayal, they say
To his side, he managed to play

There once was a champ feeling bored,
Trailing 1-0, feeling ignored,
Then Enzo and Lautaro,
With their goals, made it a show,
Defending champ’s spirit restored.