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There once was a wake-up call so dire,
A major event to inspire,
It shook us awake,
Our future at stake,
Now we must all aim higher.
There once was a wake-up call so dire,
A major event to inspire,
It shook us awake,
Our future at stake,
Now we must all aim higher.
There once was a man named Wells
Whose messages mysteriously fell
His family alleged
That foul play had spread
Erased from his phone, no one tells
There once was a health expert who said,
“All providers should be filled with dread.
For the goal here is clear,
To make them all fear,
That they might be the next one to be dead.”
There once was a SpongeBob Day
At the White House things went astray
It ended in sorrow
No joy to borrow
A celebration turned quite gray
There once was an ambassador from the U.S.
Defending Trump caused him much stress
Critics challenged his stance
On social media’s expanse
But his loyalty he did not confess.
There once was a Dem from Maryland,
Who criticized Trump with a firm hand.
Before his big speech,
She called him a leech,
And said his policies were all bland.
There once was a press secretary
Who warned of the president’s strategy
His “improvising” ways
Could be a “drag” on his party’s days
Affecting their midterm victory
There once were some MAGA allies,
Who sang a different tune in disguise,
In private they’d speak,
Their true thoughts they’d leak,
Contradicting their publicized lies.
There once was a comic so fine,
Who explained Trump’s actions in line.
He said with a smile,
It’s just for his style,
Restarting hostilities with Iran.
There’s been a massive change in view,
According to CNN’s data crew,
The public’s opinion did switch,
Reported by this data-rich hitch,
A big shift in what people construe.