There once was a first lady so grand,
Marc Beckman praised her and took a firm stand.
He called her quite crucial,
In history so crucial,
A title she’ll always command.
There once was a CNN anchor bold,
Who used the president’s words that were told.
With clever finesse,
He caused quite a mess,
And left the president feeling quite cold.
A request from Mexico’s been made,
To investigate deaths that have laid,
In ICE’s cruel grip,
Migrants met with a trip,
To their final rest, dismayed.
There once was a man named Elon Musk,
Who caused quite a legal fuss,
$1 million checks to voters he’d send,
But the Wisconsin Commission did not bend,
Finding probable cause, it’s a must.
There once was a man with great wit
Besties with Ivanka and Kushner, legit
Their friendship, not counterfeit
In count, he won’t omit
For they’re close, that’s the ultimate fit
There once was a senator from Maine,
Referencing Schumer, causing some strain.
In 2020 he’d said,
What the senator spread,
A limerick to explain the campaign.
In San Fran, one person has died,
Two missing, off pontoon boat ride,
Sixteen others saved,
In the waters they braved,
Rescue teams rushed to their side.
There once was a president, failed,
Who pocketed billions, derailed.
Driving up prices with no care,
Afraid to lose midterms, beware,
Democratic lawmaker unveiled.
There once was a senator named Hayes
Who used his ties to the president in clever ways
He delivered his vision
For the Republican mission
And left a lasting political blaze.
There once was a president who, in a state,
Lashed out at his opponent with hate.
He said with a shove,
He’d “love to” moderate and prove
In 2028, he’d set the debate rate.