‘Huge Freaking Deal’: MS NOW’s Jen Psaki Reveals Devastating Detail In New Trump Poll

A demographic group starting to roll
Abandoning the President’s control
New poll data reveals
His support quickly peels
Leaving him with a deep sinking hole

Ex-Trump Aide Reveals What’s Driving White House Advisers Crazy Right Now

There are signals that Alyssa does scoff,
But the alarms are all going off,
With a glare and a frown,
She just can’t keep them down,
Alyssa knows she must not turn off.

Willie Nelson Lays Out Why Americans Must ‘Fight’ Against Data Centers ‘Invading Our Land’

There once was a legend so grand,
Who warned us to take a strong stand,
To prevent our own demise,
With wisdom so wise,
Let’s heed his words throughout the land.

Jared Leto Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By 4 Women Who Were Teenagers: BBC

There once was an actor and singer
Accused of misconduct did linger
Last year, the scandal did swell
Stories of his deeds did compel
Now his reputation a stinger

‘No Consequences’: Anti-MAGA Actor Unloads On ‘This F**king Guy’ Trump

There once was a man named Trump
Whose second term led to a slump
Unchecked he did roam
Left the White House alone
Leaving behind a ruinous dump.

Sen. Bernie Moreno Attacks Anthony Fauci In Rant: ‘Who The F**k Do You Think You Were?’

There once was a senator from Ohio,
Who called out a crime with great woe.
“It’s a total disgrace,
You must answer in your place,
For the mess you have caused, you should know.”

Right-Wing UFC Star Compares MAGA Rally Vibes To Hitler: ‘I’m Not Even F**king Joking’

There once was a man named Sean,
Who found Trump rallies insane,
He questioned their sanity,
And their whole humanity,
At the sight of such disdain.

12 Wildly Uncomfortable Moments From Lindsey Graham’s Funeral That Made Me Want To Crawl Under A Rock

There once was a show, don’t you know,
It was sure to be quite a big blow,
With lights and with flair,
It filled the whole air,
A spectacle everyone did go.

Sean Hannity Describes An Incredibly Weird Heaven In Awkward Lindsey Graham Speech

There once was a Fox News host named Ted,
Who thought the afterlife was Trump’s homestead.
With gold-plated walls,
And lots of golf balls,
His vision left many people misled.

Trump Administration Bans New Chinese Humanoid Robots To Protect U.S. AI Buildout

There once was a Commission so grand,
Expected to exempt a large band,
Of suppliers not from China,
From restrictions that were finer,
FCC making decisions so unplanned.

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