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There once was a host on MS NOW
Who slammed the president, oh how!
His negotiating skills
Were the cause of her ills
In limericks, she’d lay out her row

There once was a senator from Texas
Whose comments caused quite a ruckus
Critics seized on his views
And gave him bad news
In the media, their disapproval stuck us.

There once was a spokesman quite bold
Who vehemently denied what he was told
That the president had slept
After the eulogy he kept
In South Carolina, so we’re told.

There once was a president bold
Who stopped the mourners to be told
Of Graham’s likability
On each side of civility
A claim that he had to uphold

Iran launched missiles one day,
At American forces, they say,
In the Middle East clash,
With a deafening crash,
Negotiations now in disarray.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who felt his case was a dump,
Supreme Court gave a loss,
But he didn’t toss,
He vowed for a rehearing, not a slump.

There once was a man named Keith,
Who decried the use of AI beneath,
Generating nude images with skill,
Against people’s will,
A practice he deemed a foul breach.

There once was a thing with a name,
They changed it, but it’s all the same,
I’m not buying the lie,
My thoughts will not comply,
The new name won’t bring me fame.

There once was a law quite severe
On prediction markets, it’s clear
Creating or aiding
Was now a crime braid
No activities connected, we fear

There once was a lad named Colt Gray,
Charged as an adult one day.
At fourteen years old,
The story was told,
In court he would have to stay.