Empire State Intruders Engaged?

There once were intruders so bold,
On the Empire State Building they strolled.
At the top, they got engaged,
But were quickly upstaged,
By cops, in custody they were told.

GOP Rep. Troy Nehls Goes Full Marie Antoinette About Affordability And, Yeah, It’s Bad

There once was a Texan so bold
Whose comments were callous and cold
The words that he chose
Caused many to oppose
As the most tone-deaf they were told.

Trump Foe Blasts Jimmy Fallon’s Interview With MAGA-Loving UFC Star Accused Of Rape

There once was a comic so witty,
Most canceled, what a pity!
It’s time to decide,
Who’s out and who’s not on this ride,
Let’s make up our minds, what a city!

Trump Will Visit Newly Built Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library In North Dakota’

There once was a man named Trump
Who visited a project with a big lump
$450 million to see
Boosting Burgum with glee
Former governor, now in a jump

Village People Lead Singer Victor Willis Dead At 74

There once was a man from Dallas
Whose music would never be callous
He passed away quick
From an illness so thick
Now his legacy will surely surpass us

Baby Hitler Ends Up In New Jersey Middle School Yearbook

There once were some copies corrected,
Hitler’s face from them was ejected,
For students to see,
Without history,
The change was quickly detected.

Ex-Trump Attorney Spots ‘Greatest Onslaught Of Corruption In The History Of Mankind’

There once was a man named Cobb
Who heard Trump made a big job
With crypto cash flow
It caused quite a show
A reaction so hot, it did throb

Rogue Elevator Thwarts MAGA Senator’s Excruciatingly Awkward Attempt To Duck Questions

There once was a candidate named Marsha,
Who dodged questions like a ninja, no brouhaha.
Running for governor in Tennessee,
She avoids queries with glee,
But voters may find her lack of transparency a flaw.

Stephen Miller Wants To Take A Hard Look At Banning Travelers Who Happen To Be Pregnant

There once was a man named Miller
Whose immigration plans were a thriller
In the White House he’d stay
Crafting policies all day
For Trump, he was the top biller

White House Tries To Troll Hillary Clinton And Critics Turn The Tables

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose critics caused quite a jump.
Their posts were so harsh,
Made him feel like a marsh,
In a White House swampy and frump.

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