There once were some teachers, you see,
Who disapproved of sex dolls with glee.
Though the company was sister,
Officials insisted they’d missed her,
For Realbotix acts independently.
There once was a man named Marc Rosenblum
Thrilled to end ties with the government glum
He bid farewell with glee
To the current decree
A fresh start with hope has now come
There once was a teen so grim,
Killed two students and teachers on a whim,
His mother, in sorrow,
Promised a shrine to follow,
A tragic tale at Apalachee High School, so dim.
There once were conservatives who cared
For standards and decorum they shared
About how you act
And conduct in fact
Said Stephen A. Smith, who declared
There once was a host from Late Night,
Who highlighted things getting “weirder” in sight.
For the president he bombed,
Behind the podium he calmed,
On that strange and eventful night.
There once was a mogul named Musk,
Told by Chef José he was brusque,
“You’re a tyrant, it’s true,
Change your ways, start anew,”
Now Elon’s behavior’s less brusque.
There once was a Senator named Bill,
Who criticized the CDC’s ill will,
He slammed them for the fear,
That parents hold dear,
Their decisions now harder to fulfill.
There once was a teen from Georgia
Charged at Capitol, quite a pariah
With a shotgun in hand
And body armor so grand
Now guilty of firearm, the liar
There once was a judge from L.A.,
Who ruled the singer must stay.
Without any bail,
In a legal detail,
Charlaine Olmedo had her way.
There once was a bridge o’er the Detroit,
To Canada and the U.S. it’ll employ,
For trade and for tourists,
It’ll never be porous,
As a critical route it’ll bring much joy.