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There once was an actor and singer
Accused of misconduct did linger
Last year, the scandal did swell
Stories of his deeds did compel
Now his reputation a stinger

There once was a man named Trump
Whose second term led to a slump
Unchecked he did roam
Left the White House alone
Leaving behind a ruinous dump.

There once was a senator from Ohio,
Who called out a crime with great woe.
“It’s a total disgrace,
You must answer in your place,
For the mess you have caused, you should know.”

There once was a man named Sean,
Who found Trump rallies insane,
He questioned their sanity,
And their whole humanity,
At the sight of such disdain.

There once was a show, don’t you know,
It was sure to be quite a big blow,
With lights and with flair,
It filled the whole air,
A spectacle everyone did go.

There once was a Fox News host named Ted,
Who thought the afterlife was Trump’s homestead.
With gold-plated walls,
And lots of golf balls,
His vision left many people misled.

There once was a Commission so grand,
Expected to exempt a large band,
Of suppliers not from China,
From restrictions that were finer,
FCC making decisions so unplanned.

There once was a host on MS NOW
Who slammed the president, oh how!
His negotiating skills
Were the cause of her ills
In limericks, she’d lay out her row

There once was a senator from Texas
Whose comments caused quite a ruckus
Critics seized on his views
And gave him bad news
In the media, their disapproval stuck us.

There once was a spokesman quite bold
Who vehemently denied what he was told
That the president had slept
After the eulogy he kept
In South Carolina, so we’re told.