There once was a warning, they said,
Of dangerous air overhead.
From Minnesota to New York,
The unhealthy air they did fork,
Through Toronto the caution was spread.
There once was a senator named Chuck,
Who found AG’s answer amuck,
He called it a slip,
That made him flip,
And his disapproval he did pluck.
There once was a man who could sway
Donald Trump, leading him astray
Greene said with dismay
It was a big betrayal, they say
To his side, he managed to play
There once was a champ feeling bored,
Trailing 1-0, feeling ignored,
Then Enzo and Lautaro,
With their goals, made it a show,
Defending champ’s spirit restored.
There once was a wake-up call so dire,
A major event to inspire,
It shook us awake,
Our future at stake,
Now we must all aim higher.
There once was a man named Wells
Whose messages mysteriously fell
His family alleged
That foul play had spread
Erased from his phone, no one tells
There once was a health expert who said,
“All providers should be filled with dread.
For the goal here is clear,
To make them all fear,
That they might be the next one to be dead.”
There once was a SpongeBob Day
At the White House things went astray
It ended in sorrow
No joy to borrow
A celebration turned quite gray
There once was an ambassador from the U.S.
Defending Trump caused him much stress
Critics challenged his stance
On social media’s expanse
But his loyalty he did not confess.
There once was a Dem from Maryland,
Who criticized Trump with a firm hand.
Before his big speech,
She called him a leech,
And said his policies were all bland.