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There once was a screening in town
For Argentina to claim the crown
But a blast interrupted
The mood was corrupted
And left the fans feeling down

There once was a man, Carville said,
“You don’t need money,” he spread.
“You don’t know how to handle it,
You’re too stupid,” he bit,
But the man just laughed, went ahead.

There once was a man named Spencer Pratt,
Whose social media rant fell flat,
His words were quite blunt,
And caused quite a stunt,
But his followers didn’t care about that.

There once was a building in Manhattan,
With columns that buckled and sagged, man.
Officials were worried,
For the structure was hurried,
Now unstable, a high-rise they can’t plan.

There once was a Law Center so grand,
Accused of a scheme underhand,
They took donor’s cash,
For a dubious stash,
In court, they pleaded not guilty and bland.

There once was a man named George E.
His business was listed, you see,
On the Stock Exchange quite grand,
A pioneer in the land,
Now his legacy will forever be.

There once was a man named Lorenzo,
ICE said he was Mexican, and so,
He was shot dead one day,
In a tragic display,
Now his story we’ll never truly know.

There once was a man named Patel,
Accused of trying to kill his own shell,
Charges dropped, mental health aid,
Now he can start a new tale,
Hopefully, he’ll be doing well.

There once was a leader so grand,
His dance moves made quite a strong stand,
After a World Cup win,
His team joined right in,
For a herky-jerky Y.M.C.A. brand.

There once was a man named Graham Platner,
Sen. Kelly said he should abandon her.
It’s time to step down,
Let a new hope be found,
For a nominee to go further.